At first glance, a train conductor kicking a guy standing too close to the tracks seems pretty unprofessional, no matter how dumb it is for someone to stand by the tracks risking their life for something as stupid as a selfie. Look closer, though, and, as Gizmodo’s Casey Chan points out, that conductor very well might have saved his life because it looks like the offending boot was blocking a big metal object. The lesson here, kids, is two-fold: 1) Don’t play by the tracks; 2) Enough with the selfies. Full story at YouTube via Gizmodo. Safety first, selfie second.